female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

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female illiterate

the misconjunction of knowledge on the way women think

"Hey Phil why don't you talk to women"-Dave
"Well I'm too afraid to talk to them I don't know how they think, I'm female illiterate"-Phil

by The KEk September 9, 2018

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feMALE

females and males have been around for decades, but why weren't females given a different name than female, because it's not a new word/gender it's just two letters infront of male and man, examples are feMALE, woMAN. After I played around with the word Fe on google translate i got Adara and when i typed that in again i got beautiful. Adara means beautiful in Kurdish. So when females say that they are more that just beautiful just say no and show them this text. Now the word "we" in filipino means kami, kami is a ancient Japanese religion called shinto. The women of the shinto religion are house wives and cook while the men are hunting. So no women are made to be beautiful and be able to cook.

BOOM

she is a female.
I like to his women

by factsfordumbhoes October 25, 2018

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