Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.

Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

stick a fork in the road

To change the direction of popular opinion

The United States needs to stick a fork in the road about climate change denial.

by Fuzzybuzzzz October 31, 2018

left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.

You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.

by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019

Knife and Fork

Dentists may use the term Knife and Fork when regarding a person(s) hands to keep the patient unaware of what they are discussing.

"I need a new set of knife and forks, the old ones have become too small for my children to use."

by MaximusA April 9, 2019

3 pronged fork

Also known as a fuckin national crime

3 pronged fork shouldn't exist

by Cthulhu's Servant June 26, 2019

out of forks

When the number of forks is no longer adequate.

I used all my forks now I'm out of forks. Well, this is going to be a terrible porno.

by notwellatal May 11, 2020

putrid uterus fork

a discord server with FREAKS. besides brooke.

putrid uterus fork discord server can suck my dick.

by xbrookee March 13, 2021