Old Fat

A person content with their Obesity. Someone who has acknowledged they are in fact obese and is proud of it. Similar to old money and new money. Antonym of New Fat.

That dude with the Fedora, neck beard, and sweat pants eating McDonalds by himself is def old fat.

by bbuehl792 December 25, 2015

Fat lily

Lily loves to be called fat. It is one of her main fettishes. Everyone loves lily! Lily is shit at debate. Lily is a controversial figure who doesn't know when to keep her big mouth shout and not go grassing us up to inspectors. lileth is a sexy big ting and is in love with a Korean boy pronounced jhoo yang jing. Lily is loved by all and never has trouble getting a sexc man and a ring around her finger

Fredderick- she’s so useless at everything
Josephine- ikr total lily
Jung- what a fat lily
Lizeral- can’t relate

by Ultrafitty May 20, 2020

Fat Zits

abnormally large breasts. Usually at least a C-cup or larger, however, this is based upon the size of the girls frame. You are drawn to Fat Zits, they beckon you to play with them.

When I saw her Fat Zits shaking around I came in my pants. I only date girls who have Fat Zits! Those Fat Zits were bought and paid for. I want to wrap her Fat Zits around my flag pole!

by nuckinfutz87 January 16, 2011

Flying fat

When a fat person jumps and falls usually down stairs.

Did you see that guy flying fat.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

Life fat

The “weight” you gain when you stop running away from responsibilities and commitment. E.g. mortgage, kids

Brad gained a lot of extra pounds of life fat in the shape of a 3 bedroom semi-detached in the suburbs

by GooseWillis April 20, 2019

Fat cunt

Kevin

He is such a fat cunt.
Kevin is a fucking fat cunt.

by Andy Boomer November 11, 2019

Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.

"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"

by Monkey baws January 12, 2017