Edward Cullen

The cutest fucking vampire ever

Twilight (Edward Cullen)

by Don’tTalkToMe May 18, 2019

Edward Cullen

A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.

Hey that one dude from Washington state looks a bit like Edward Cullen with his pasty skin

by TurntechGodhead413 November 10, 2020

Coltyn Edward Wright

Coltyn Edward Wright is the sweetest and most kind boy in the world. He always knows how to make people smile and laugh. He loves to hunt and fish and his favorite place is Hayward Wisconsin. Everybody he knows loves him. He loves big dogs including mastiffs, rotwhilers, and great danes. Coltyn is the sweetest, sexiest, thiccist, boy you will ever meet.

OMG I need me a Coltyn Edward Wright!!!

by 111817 July 6, 2018

Edward Queef

The nickname for someone who is really short and really pale

Oi Edward Queef come here!

by Joshsmithisanonce11 June 10, 2022

Ryan Edwards

“Guys discord is a serious profession, and I love to give people chocolate oranges.” Is often bald and assaults people with peanut butter sandwiches and AK-47’s. “It’s actually a Type-58 Assult rifle!” Thinks plane crazy is the best game to exist after minion run, hates the Chinese and always assumes he’s the smartest despite his bean shaped head and pea sized brain.

“How do you not know what a Chinook is?” - Ryan Edwards
“Ryan Edwards just doxxed a 12 year old girl!”

by Bigfardballer69 June 15, 2022

A King Edward

To convert to a new religion to be with a woman or man belonging to that religion when one would be otherwise prevented by religious differences.

George pulled a King Edward to win the approval of his girlfriend's Latvian Orthodox parents.

by JCEDO April 17, 2013

st edwards oxford

St Edwards Oxford school. Low key good, but shit teaching. Girls are snakes and start drama while all the boys are pedos racists, both are rich daddy’s money pricks. The shells are violently bullied… for character!!!

Things to have to go to St Edwards:
- parents with a MASSIVE NETWORTH
- a north face
- a massive trust fund
- a crusty white dog
- a nic addiction

person 1 - « do you know of St Edwards Oxford «
person 2 - « oh yes! my friends son goes there! HUGE prick and gets 0 bitches »

by snug cb kid go je j go cvhy November 13, 2022