Emily

A literal bitch who you shouldn’t waste your time with. Emily’s will fall for you and make you think they like you. Then one minute later they ghost you and they be a complete bitch about it. When you try to contact them, they blame everything on you and make you feel terrible.

Don’t waste your time!

1. Dude who’s that one girl?
2. That’s Emily! Don’t even bother with her. She’s such a bitch!

by Master of pineapples March 15, 2020

emily

literally just ketchup

barney: yo are you frineds w emily?
ian: idk she’s just... ya know? ketchup.
barney: no cap!!!! #saggytits

by animalcrackeraddict69 March 17, 2020

Emily

Biggest bitch there ever was. Everyone thinks she’s so perfect and nice and the sweetest angel, but she’ll stab you in the back the minute the gets a chance. She acts like your best friend one minute but then ditches you and betrays you the next. But it’s okay though, because she got fat and ugly after high school and probably crushes her twig of a boyfriend in bed. We hope she dies in the worst way possible, but Coronavirus will do.

“Wow, what an ugly fat bitch. Her name must be Emily.”

by Karma6660 March 19, 2020

Emily

Absolutely the worst name in known history!! Whoever has this name can go eat a butt and then go jump off a plane, with a parachute of course!! And wish they don’t die because of their cursed name Emily!!

Emily: Hey my name is Emily

Person: ...just don’t talk to me

Emily: why

Person: because your name sucks, only come back once you changed it and don’t you dare change it to Emma either because ya both gay and I mean the stupid gay

by Just that jay.org March 24, 2020

Emily

A complete fucking whore, nobody like Emily especially not short Italians. Fucking bitch.

Emily: Hi!
Joey Nero: fuck you go kill yourself

by Evan Tex May 6, 2020

Emily

1. Mild mannered, easily offended tone deaf supporter of Karen.
2. Delusional Karen Supporter with a lack of education on social issues, history and ethics

This Emily can not be serious about comparing Karen to the N-Word.

by FCKEMALL May 29, 2020

emily

a simp, who cna barely do a pushup

that girl is such an emily have you seen her laptop?

by fuckyaoi June 2, 2020