Emily

Absolutely the worst name in known history!! Whoever has this name can go eat a butt and then go jump off a plane, with a parachute of course!! And wish they don’t die because of their cursed name Emily!!

Emily: Hey my name is Emily

Person: ...just don’t talk to me

Emily: why

Person: because your name sucks, only come back once you changed it and don’t you dare change it to Emma either because ya both gay and I mean the stupid gay

by Just that jay.org March 24, 2020

Emily

A complete fucking whore, nobody like Emily especially not short Italians. Fucking bitch.

Emily: Hi!
Joey Nero: fuck you go kill yourself

by Evan Tex May 6, 2020

Emily

1. Mild mannered, easily offended tone deaf supporter of Karen.
2. Delusional Karen Supporter with a lack of education on social issues, history and ethics

This Emily can not be serious about comparing Karen to the N-Word.

by FCKEMALL May 29, 2020

emily

a simp, who cna barely do a pushup

that girl is such an emily have you seen her laptop?

by fuckyaoi June 2, 2020

emily

a musical theater obsessed bitch thats also just turned 18

person: oh emily yeah she loves musicals

by ellsbells2703 July 18, 2020

emily

really fucking annoying

oh my god did u that girl

omg yeh she is such an emily

by deppesedslllllaag August 25, 2020

Emily

Emily is a fabulous girl, we can all depend on. She has a best friend called lingy mate who she tends to finger in the bum. She only simps for wannabe freo surfers but we still love her. She enjoys the company of meth on the daily, she’s not picky about what she shoots up. She uses her spare time to buy mice off of gumtree for her rodent collection at home. Emily is love, Emily is life.

Emily is love, Emily is life

by Dyslexicadave September 17, 2020