slam dump

when you have to take a dump really bad and you get to the toilet and you start to shit before you even sit down, but you still make it

Mike: OH SHIT! i think im running to a SLAM DUMP

by shailah December 13, 2008

Cum dump

Your typical school whore, loves to eat cum and have it deposited in their pussy.

Guy 1: holy shit Becky is a cum dump, she’s such a whore for cum.

Guy 2: no cap, she fucked like the whole football team.

by Collinu19 October 22, 2019

Death dump

The worst way to die. Shitting out so much death takes you.
Discovered in the 1700s by a Frenchman.

Poor Johnny took a death dump yesterday, rest his soul.

by Dumpos November 16, 2004

donald dump

The act of ending a relationship by smearing feces across a bald man's head as to mimic a comb-over hair style whilst informing him, "YOU'RE FIRED!"

Last night i got donald dumped

by #ej #johnson #bitchz August 12, 2015

phantom dump

When you take a shit in a toilet and leave without flushing leaving it for the next person who eneters the bathroom often performed in hotels,friends,restaurants,hospitals and gas stations. More than one person can perform a phantom dump in the same toilet.

We all took a phantom dump in the bathroom at Shell.

by RustyDildo August 8, 2008

Bunk Dumping

When the guy on the top bunk is too lazy to go take a shit and just tosses it on the guy in the bottom bed.

Brennan accussed Dale of bunk dumping.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

Homecoming Dump

Most people don't like taking a poop when it isn't in their own bowl. When they therefore spend a prolonged time away from home, they are likely to refrain from dropping a grumpy until they return home. The drive home therefore becomes more and more excruciating as their body realizes the inevitable glorious release of the little black seal into the porcelain sea... This causes confusion, hysteria and social awkwardness when confronted with unnecessary chit-chat.

Gary: Why'd you take so long to answer your phone!?
Kraig: Geeslike, I cant talk right now, I'm a block away from home and I have the most dangerous homecoming dump already trying to claw its way out of me...
Gary: uuuu... what?
Kraig: ...AAAAaaaaa!!!.... Its... crowning!!

by HowCanWeBeLovers March 31, 2011