ass dragon

a semi-mythical creature, often seen in industrialized areas of the world. in common with other dragons, the ass dragon is a winged creature, but due to its extra-large posterior, it is incapable of flight (sometimes it is incapable of walking up stairs.) anywhere it walks it leaves a set of deep, broad, round furrows caused by its buttocks cheeks scraping the ground due to exhaustion after a long day's work. as well as belching fire from its snout, the ass dragon often releases noxious fumes from deep within its rear end.

outside the old factory, you can still see the ass dragon's tracks, usually filled with rainwater and colored dyes, and sometimes, after a rainstorm, one can catch the scent of sulfurous compounds emanating from the center of the tracks.

by earpuller November 6, 2007

Ride the Dragon

1)To go all out, to venture into the unknown, to wing it, to face ones fears, to reach the limits of sanity;
(2)to eat at a McDonalds in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada.

"Man Dartmouth is dirty, especially a McDonalds in Dartmouth, I don't want to go there"....
"Come on, Ride the Dragon man"

by AJ --- credit to Chad W. September 5, 2005

Angry Dragon

An angry dragon is where your partner sucks a fart out of your ass, then screams RRRAAAWWWWRRRR over a burning lighter, igniting said fart.

My girlfriend did the angry dragon and burned off her eyebrows.

by The Mad Mexican April 15, 2016

Dragon Warrior

The original RPG that had the option of saving data.

The best RPG out there, that unfortunately continualy got worse in the sequels.

by Watchers November 21, 2004

Wake the Dragon

The first bonfire of the season. Always accompanied with drinks and lawn games.

Broseph1: Broseph, I know you're coming to Wake the Dragon at my place on Saturday.

Broseph2: You know it Broseph!

by dexbuddy May 24, 2009

Splurging Dragon

When a girl is going down on a guy, knocking her on the back of the head while pushing her head down, will cause the cum to "splurge" from her nose.

Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I smacked her on the back of her head and it shot out her nostrils! Shit looked like a "Splurging Dragon".

by KLC September 12, 2005

Electric Dragon

When you give a girl a throat job and she pukes, but your cock blocks the puke entry through her mouth so it squirts out here nose

Stahr tried to give me a blow job last night, but she went total electric dragon on me, i couldnt stop laughing at her.

by Warren D March 8, 2008