donkey ass

Someone who's buttox resembloes that of a donkey's.

Dude, she is such a donkey ass!

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Swamp Donkey

A girl who is lacking grace, class, style and is generally just uuugly.

They tend to be overwieght and sporting the whole

hipster pants + crop top = gut overhang look.

She is a Humpty Assed Swamp Donkey

by Cheekie June 1, 2004

Donkey Kill

A donkey kill is arguably the most repugnant human sexual act. While engaging in anal (doing her up the ass), donkey punch her so hard that she dies. Congradulations, you have just executed the Donkey Kill.

Panzies Donkey Kill with a gun. Chuck Norris Donkey kills with his fist.

by Henley Stanfordsontownville July 1, 2005

donkey poop

(1) Stuff that falls from the back end of a donkey.

(2) Something to replace the word shit.

(Also see poop)

(1) Eewww... I stepped in a pile of donkey poop.

(2) Oh Donkey Poop.

by Winter March 8, 2005

donkey dick

Army slang c. 1970s. A flashlight with a long, semiconical red illuminated extension for use after dark to direct traffic without violating light safety restrictions (because red light doesn't travel as far as white or other colors). Named because of its ostensible resemblance to an extended, erect, unsheathed donkey penis.

The MP's directed traffic around the wreck with donkey dicks.

by ForbesK April 27, 2006

Donkey Dick

A 12 to 14 inch piece of Polish Sausage or "kielbasa".

Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.

Hey hon, what's for supper?

What? Donkey dick 'n' taters again?

Nasty!

by ButtFuzz November 13, 2006

Donkey Welt

A severe raised marking or abrasion left on the skin after being slapped with a man’s penis. More severe than a normal mushroom stamp.

Whoa! Did you see the donkey welt Don left on Dustin's forehead?!

by MadVan September 25, 2009