Deuce Canoe

A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.

"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."

by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023

Spawn Deuce

To steal or to take something from someone typically in a forceful way. Often announced before the stealing takes place. A local term from Denver, Colorado from the early 2000’s.

“I told him let me borrow his bike real quick, and yelled Spawn Deuce and left”

by Spree Gaming June 23, 2023

mile high deuce

A bowel movement taken on an airplane

After eating a bean burrito at the airport, Jimmy joined the mile high deuce club on his fifteen hour flight from LAX to Sydney.

by jdiggity83 June 30, 2023

Double deuce

Aka (a Deuce and a half) when one has a bowel movement, stands up to leave and by the act of standing, loosens another piece of feces and and one has to abandon the plan to leave the bathroom to go back,sit down and finish it again.

Also know as a gmc jimmy ton and a half truck Circa ww2.

Grampa told me about his war times and the big trucks he worked on, like the double deuce.

by Bonnie mc fucking cannon June 26, 2024

Deuce Five

Slang term for .25 acp caliber pistol much like Four Nickle refers to .45 acp caliber pistol

Hit some corners try to get away from these n*ggas imma toss the deuce five I’m a felon n*gga

by SpotemGotem_1646 August 14, 2024

Deuce brown pillow

Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.

I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

drop a deuce, free a bird

a chill phrase to use when you don't know how or why you did something, but it expresses the extremely chill nature

person 1: hey dude why did you do that?

person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."

by Staedtler Berol February 15, 2024