Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.

I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...

by Colin January 26, 2004

dicking around

its when an elderly woman sleeps around profusely.

lukes mom is dicking around with all of his friends

by SLooooooooooob October 29, 2003

Rope Dicking

v. The act of dropping from the ceiling on a rope naked and slapping a person in the face with your penus.

John: That girl deserves a good rope dicking.
Larry: What the fuck?

by kdod October 7, 2012

Dicking it

Being a dick, usually by inconveniencing others.

Person #1: Yo, did you see Chad knock over that kid's milk?
Person #2: He's really been dicking it lately

by pmikes November 6, 2009

dicking

broken promise

He's not going to show up. He's dicking!

by saucer August 7, 2003

duckin

(1) Going somewhere to hide in order to hook up.

dude 1: Hey man, where were you?
dude 2: Ha! Me and Susie were duckin behind the swingset. You know John!

Dude 1: Hey man. I'm sorry I didn't answer my phone. I was duckin.
Dude 2: Kudos, you know John!

As soon as I told that bitch I had rabbit, she immediately wanted to go duckin.

by gilf June 30, 2006

red hot dicking

are you kidding me

cheyenne: buttcheese.
holly: Are you red hot dicking me right now?

by holly & cheyenne September 24, 2008