Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009

dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.

Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.

by lebron42069 November 12, 2023

Deuce the Caboose

Inserting two fingers into the anal cavity, then spread your fingers apart like your saying peace.

You can ease a woman into anal if you slowly deuce the caboose

by beatboxboy21 March 18, 2021

Ace Deuce

Someone who is your best friend; your number one road dog, the person who has your back to the fullest and you have theirs the same.
The homie that has been there since day one & when shit gets heavy and hits the fan there the first to be there.

Your Number One , your ACE DEUCE.

Diane is my ace deuce, she always got my back.

My A-1 since day 1.

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Deuce

Deuce is a bor that gets either very lucky or unlucky. Deuce is also lookin kinda cylo

that's kinda deuce getting so lucky and lucky at the same time

by cylorun September 28, 2022

Deuce

1. A piece of shit.

2. A person-shaped piece of shit.

1. Hold on, I’ve got to drop a deuce.
2. Here comes Smitty.. what a fucking deuce!

by squiggular March 5, 2025

Deuce

K2, synthetic marijuana.

Yo I just copped some deuce. Wanna smoke?

by Garrett Ost February 19, 2022