A gentleman or gentlewoman who fornicates in / or under more than 50 percent cotton linens. If wearing denim the crabe is rejected, as not full crabe has occured.
Garth: Yo bro you crabed last night I heard?
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.
by Keith Stoner January 11, 2011
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The date was going well, but after I started crabknuckling her, it started going really great!
My wife really likes it when I crabknuckle her in the morning.
My wife really likes it when I crabknuckle her in the morning.
by jacktoothedmarlin March 15, 2019
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verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*
*This is not to be confused with soaking
*This is not to be confused with soaking
John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet
by hermitkraber December 8, 2014
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by Gam3rbl00d October 21, 2013
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Josh howled when he was caught in Vince's crabtrap.
John smiled; soon he would be crabtrapping Father O'Malley.
John smiled; soon he would be crabtrapping Father O'Malley.
by danns October 17, 2008
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by Big Tuna 895 February 26, 2011
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by The Department of Crabbis spokesperson December 12, 2007
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