Person 1: Hey is it okay if I live here?
Person 2: No I donate to the cops. “The Baddie”
Person 1: Mhm sure you do adopt me!
Person 2: *Punches to Ground* “The Baddie”
Person 2: No I donate to the cops. “The Baddie”
Person 1: Mhm sure you do adopt me!
Person 2: *Punches to Ground* “The Baddie”
by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023
Get the I donate to the copsmug. yo it's the cops outside cuz i plugged in my keyboard and mouse to my xbox and played with those controls.
by super idol but the second one October 8, 2023
Get the yo it's the cops outsidemug. The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.
Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.
by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025
Get the Custody-by-Copmug. by AddictedTo_VaginalSkin September 18, 2024
Get the Cop Clubsmug. When you have committed a crime and you have a cop in your pocket, that means you have a police officer friend who will manipulate police reports to help you avoid arrest or legal accountability for crimes you have bragged about committing.
by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022
Get the Cop In Pocketmug. When the car in front of you is driving slow in the fast line you bump him into a spin out to get them out of your way. Like the technique police use in high speed chases.
The car in front of me was driving 40 in the fast lane and would not move over I had no choice but to COP BUMP them out of my way.
by Peleke9 July 31, 2016
Get the Cop Bumpmug. by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020
Get the COVID Copmug.