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Parent to Other Person: "I homeschool my kids."
Other Person to Parent: "Oh, you mean to say you wish to exert maximum control over every single facet of your offspring's youth?"
Parent: "Ya, that's actually fair to say."
by marutimaruti January 7, 2024
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Conbob

A circumstance, a situation, a variety of things combobulated into one.

It can quite often mean anything and everything.
It can also mean your opinion/advice.

Shortened version of "combobulation".

The N is in place of the M due to pronounciation preference of the creator of this word.

Rimsha - Creator of "Conbob"
"That's my conbob" or "that's my Conbob on it", or "that's the whole conbob"
by RimshaK March 4, 2024
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Conroovu

When you enter a room but dont remember why
"I entered the room and got conroovu"
by Seren XD April 9, 2024
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Control

Again. It isn't about controlling your behavior. It's about preventing you from using this to control my behavior and the outcome or nature of my existence with cooperative non-association, gaslighting, mass stalking, copyright theft, selective shunning. And you can't say you're not doing it because it's implict THE FACT that you're doing and that you have justified it internally and committed to it. You are using your behavior to control my ability to attain recourse and turn me into a human schrodinger's cat. And all in the name of wrong think about women. I don't need to be humble. That's you trying to control my behavior. I don't need to be sorry. That's you trying to control my behavior. And before you vomit your next round of "Well I don't have to *insert uno reverse*" remember I also don't have to let the next kid I get within arms reach of to live. You weren't there for the last 5 you won't be there for the next.
Hym "So, what you need to do is control your behavior in such a way that it doesn't get your kids killed. If you're not going to stop trying to control my behavior, you're either going to need to be forced by the state or I'm going to need to create reprocussions for you're actions here."
by Hym Iam April 15, 2024
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Control

No there is a list of things to do and not do. The point of the religion is to get people to do it. It was enforced by the sword for centuries.
Hym "You're conflating the theoretical positive effects it may have and the good people who engage in the practice with the religion itself. You're just trying to get tour greedy fingers on the moral authority of God. Liberalize the religion so your values have the backing of a creator deity EXPLICITLY TO CONTROL THE AMOUNT RADICALIZATION. You are worse than every Red-pill sophist. No matter how much hatred they have in their hearts, no matter toxic they are... There is just as much evidence that the red pill shit-heads are correct in their assessment of women... As there is evidence for the positive benefits of religion."

Atheist plant "But toxic vs good though! Hatred! HaAaAaAatred! Hate bad!"

Hym "The hatred is not the first link in the antecedent chain. Negative experience -> Hatred -> Articulation -> Substantiation. And toxicity isn't worse for society that alcohol or sugar."

Atheist plant "But I'm gonna broaden toxicity INTO alcohol though!"

Hym "Both are allowed and fine."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Control thumb

A method of controlling aspects such as tempo, depth, pleasure/pain, and orgasm of a woman by inserting the thumb tip of your dominant hand into her asshole and putting you fingers towards her back as if to grab her by the inside of her ass while fucking her pussy from behind.
Ashley yelled that she wanted John to go harder and deeper, so he took his right hand off her hips and used his control thumb. She immediately stopped telling him what to do and went along with however John decided to treat her in that position.
by Thumb-man June 18, 2024
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Congro Hearing

A fictitious hearing originated in Riverhead, New York in the early 21st century for the sole purpose of avoiding a reassignment. Although often imitated a true Congro Hearing could only be accomplished by one legend.
“Are you guys up in the afternoon or is it a Congro Hearing?”
by Bailiff Ray T July 12, 2024
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