columbianbandit

person who makes a full pot of coffee when only one person wants it

Forest is a columbianbandit for making a full pot of coffee when he is the only one who wants it.

by jason February 11, 2004

columbus

A true hooper who nets 3's

Man he hits 3's, his name must be Columbus.

by 100%Defined April 1, 2017

Clumpkin

Receiving a blow job whilst undergoing a colonic.

Aron lay in a state of physical confusion while the nurse performed a clumpkin

by Slenis February 28, 2009

Christopher Columbus

y'all know damn well this nigga did not discover america.

christopher columbus

by luna.red December 2, 2019

columbus crotch rocket

A sex act involving a creme filled donut. A man sticks his erect penis into a creme filled donut. The woman then jerks the man off until ejaculation where the women will be covered in both semen and Bavarian creme.

Jeff: Audrey came home with a box of Duncan donuts. I think it's safe to say she really wanted a columbus crotch rocket.

by Herroguy May 16, 2014

Columbian Tegu

A sexual act ,right before male ejaculation, a female proceeds to lick the male scrotum aggressively while she squeezes the shaft of the penis as if she would let go and it would run away, until it turns purple through the time of male orgasm.

Friend 1: dude, I watched a porn last night where, right before a guy nutted, the girl started licking his balls and squeezed his dick until it turned purple
Friend 2: yeah man, sounds like a Columbian tegu to me!

by Cdiff2018 January 17, 2018

clumber

Jake Adams doesn’t know how to pronounce collapse so he instead uses the word clumber

Jake Adams says Hud will Clumber

by KBreezy$$ May 11, 2018