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sixth coffin

kabuto's trump card containing the real madara uchiha
Tony shat bricks,titanium boulders, and steel lards when he saw Madara Uchiha burst from the sixth coffin.
by freddy fred fred fred burger October 13, 2011
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creaming the coffee

when you're banging a broad in the ass and you pull out just as the finale is coming and you put it in her eager mouth then light the fireworks.
This crazy bitch made me skim the milk as I was creaming the coffee!!!!
by Juan Valdez, Jr. October 24, 2007
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coffeegrinder

A really disgusting act wherein a man takes dried-up, crumb-like feces and places them on a victim's forehead and crushes them with his dick.
I honestly hope no one has ever performed the sex act known as the coffeegrinder.
by Mr. K May 16, 2004
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Cofftea

A disgusting hot beverage usually created by the carelessness of work colleagues in the staff canteen, but occasionally on purpose if it's the boss's drink. Often the drink goes almost unnoticed, merely making the unfortunate victim think: "Hmm... This tea tastes a little odd...", but historic documents have recorded rare occations of projectile spitting of scalding liquid into workers faces upon discovery of the drink .
The Cofftea drink occurs when your colleague has been asked to make a tray of hot drinks for the office that consists of both coffee and tea requests.

After spooning coffee granules into the designated cups and stirring in hot water the coffee granules unseen on the back of the spoon are then transferred into the cups that have tea brewing in them when the tea bags are to be removed.

It should be noted that only tea consumers will be able to define this rancid drink. Coffee drinkers shall be unaffected.
by Rabid Raccoon May 18, 2009
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date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.
Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!
by Not Steve yo! October 14, 2010
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Hot Coffee

Used to convey a sense of urgency, when cuttting through crowds of people. Gives the surrounding people thoughts of pain from being burned by a hot beverage.
"HOT COFFEE! COMING THROUGH!" shouted the woman as she made her way through the sea of spectators.
by subliminalistic September 14, 2005
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coffee table

crib, house, place of dwelling
I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.
by peerless3 August 24, 2003
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