by NatorGreen7000 February 17, 2023
What did you do this weekend?
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.
by Baconwound August 09, 2022
The religion of the Tobleronian people. It allows the people to eat one Toblerone per week, on Tobleronsday. If the Lord has been disobeyed the sinner will be sacrificed via Tobleroning. Bob would be a good example, as he was the first sinner.
We are going to Toblerone church this Tobleronsday.
by radzz111 April 01, 2021
A: i heard Jade is now cancer free!
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.
by Ghost0mega_is_gay_for_solkrieg April 13, 2023
Um... Harboring pedophiles?
Hym "Candace Owens cares so much about people harboring pedophiles that she converted to THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Not because they DON'T HARBOR PEDOPHILES... But to get away from the jews! Because catholicism is the Jewish incest cult except coopted by the Romans and is a step removed from the jews and she only did it after she was fired by a jew for criticizing Israel. Clearly she doesn't understand irony. The irony is lost on her. Also, her husband looks like a gay man. If you told me he went to gay conversion camp when he was younger, I would believe you and wouldn't even ask for evidence. I would just say 'Yup'and nod my head because that is very likely a gay man."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
A location for 'Shanked' and 'Aordinary' to meet up for erotic-roleplay and go on dates. In other words, the church is just their personal dating sim.
by Rodent89 October 30, 2024
Speech About Church!
by Dr. Deloris January 29, 2024