A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Get the church (h)ushermug. a group of teenagers that only care about trucks,boges,quads and country music. You will find most of them at ur local park exchanging dime bags of weed and drugs to each other. They often travel in large groups to seem tough. If u say something slightly negitive about there familys or them they will want to fight u because of it. and because of the first fight more scoob fights will soon follow just so they can get attention. they are deathly afraid of the cops because most of them already have criminal charges for senseless crimes. they treat there home state of urban NJ like its the louisiana byou. they think its cool to dress in hunting camo talk about muddin, fishing and the constant battle between ford and chevy
by anon EHS kid February 22, 2014
Get the scoobie gang/white churchmug. a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by either G-d or the Unforgivables?
student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character,
student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character,
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
Get the to reform The Churchmug. A new or favorite seldom worn pair of Air Jordans reserved for special occasions like a Wedding, Easter or Fancy occasion.
It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.
by ewanders1 November 4, 2024
Get the Church Jordansmug. by ckared March 2, 2021
Get the churchmug. by Queen of Gods July 2, 2022
Get the Church Of NyJaimug. Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.
Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together
Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together
by Constrain December 6, 2017
Get the Dick Churchmug.