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donkey chode

The chode of a donkey, can be a noun or a verb, a term given to someone you dislike or an action that you don't like. Can be used to describe a penis of a donkey that is wider then it is long.
God, Barbara Streisand is such a donkey chode. I know she just loves donkey chodes in her mouth

He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes

Dude you have a donkey chode nasty
by Donkey chode February 20, 2011
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chode lynx

Usually owned by a "chode". A cat or small dog to spark up conversation with women because the individual is too much of a chode to do it on their own. Like some kind of furry, oblivious wing-man, the chode-lynx does nothing but be furry and cute to distract the female from the owner's chode-like personality.
Man, I'm sick of this chode and his chode lynx. She's not even interested in him, she just wanted to pet his cat.
by Bannana Hammer August 14, 2011
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Tuna chode

Damn, That boy has a Tuna chode.
See chode.
by Lexilynn November 3, 2009
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Chode Warrior

1. An individual (usually of small stature) with an over inflated sense of self worth.

2. An individual who will never acknowledge that they are wrong, despite actually knowing nothing about the subject. These individuals are likely to invent facts or anecdotes as supposed proof of their flawlessness.

A Chode Warrior can be differentiated from a standard Chode due to their quick temper, desire to fight anybody who challenges their authority and steadfast refusal to believe anybody else.
1. Nathan: Hey did you hear that Bo went on American Idol? That douchebag thinks he can sing!
Steve: He thinks he is killing it but he is such a Chode Warrior ...

2. Josh: You won't believe the bullshit that Alex just told me!
Andrew: Yeah I know! Don't believe a word of it - he is a total Chode Warrior.
by R_Eldred November 23, 2011
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Reverse Chode

A long slender penis with minimal pleasure.

Note: People with reverse chodes often have premature ejaculation.
Marisa: Hey, how was your night?

Ally: Horrible!

Marisa: Why?

Ally: My partner has a reverse chode. I took off his pants and he came all over me!
by gsh0t July 1, 2010
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chode magnet

A person that attracts mass amounts of chode. They usually smell of "nut butter" because they are always surrounded by chode. Chode finds these people and clings on like it was a drunk fat chick at a frat party.
Do you smell that? That guys a real chode magnet...
by Edler Young November 4, 2006
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Hairy Chode

A penis wider than it is round, with more mass in hair than actual cock.
Brit loves the hairy chode, its a southern tradition.
by Chodeman69 September 29, 2009
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