get off my cheeks

A phrase that is used when somebody just won't get off your case

Similar sayings include: get off my dick get off my ass

Friend 1:Dude why the fuck did you shoot me?
Friend 2: Dude get off my cheeks it was an accident

by Zickromney April 16, 2019

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Cash Ya Check

getting your ass kicked

keep bumping ya gums and imma cash ya check !

by The Kid , Don Don , Diamond February 27, 2020

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Cheez-It check ya

A way to check someone for celiac disease. You feed them a cheez-it and see how they react.

Hey sage, i am going to cheez-it check ya to see if youre actually celiac.

by Versillian March 9, 2020

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This is an alternative form of hernia healthcheck, where, instead of coughing, the patient presents his/her ring piece for an examiner to cough into.

Note that following the recent corona virus outbreak, this check has been known to actually cause hernias when patients learn exactly what they have just been subjected to.

Jim: I have been rather enjoying my vacation here in Hawaii until I began to experience some pain - could you please check me for hernia weakness? Shall I turn my head and cough?

Tiff: No, no, here we do the Hawaiian Hernia Check. Please bend over so that I may corona cough in your ass.

by The Shy Nanny Gang! March 20, 2020

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the Banana Check

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.

Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.

by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020

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