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velvet chainsaw

the act of sexing a girl in the rear end using your velvet sheets as condom (sometimes substituted with silk sheets)
On the third day, 'Top sheet' Buchmeier gave a velvet chainsaw to white women everywhere and it was good.
by susentious June 24, 2007
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1. One of the best, most original horror movies to date. If you liked something in a horror movie after TCM74, chances are it was stolen from the latter. Despite its horror credentials, TCM74 contains very little visible blood, relying on creepy imagery and unsettling, innovative music to set the mood. Followed by a string of lack-luster sequels.

2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.
1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.

2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.
by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005
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chafing

To rub and cause irritation or friction. Chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned.
"MR. GYM TEACHER, CAN I STOP RUNNING!?!?"
"No. Why?"
"CHAFING!!!! *Passes out*"
by Eric.. July 1, 2005
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Chai Tea

Chai Tea is the most wonderful thing in the world. It is aromatic sip after aromatic sip of delightful herbs and spices. It is the go-to drink for café-goers of taste, and will quickly dissolve your troubles and fears. Somehow, despite it's majesty, it was recipient of quite the redundant name: "Chai" literally means "Tea," so when sipping up some of the sweat beverage, you will really be enjoying some "Tea Tea." Perhaps this is simply a testament to how deeply fulfilling the drink is to all of tea kind.
Jane went to the café on the corner street and enjoyed some delicious and wholesome Chai Tea.

As Jane was engulfed in the captivating aromas of the drink, her troubles melted away.
by Reine Odette March 12, 2014
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T-Cain

To make something seriously awesome, extremely creative, completely epic; brings a uniqueness to it and makes it better...
T-Pain, for example, makes songs like "I'm On a Boat" SO much better and more unique. "T-Caining" comes from T-Pain, but it's better, because it's unique and different, which is what "T-Caining" is. It is the action of making something better, more unique or just making it AWESOME.
Did you bedazzle your shoes?
Ya dude. I just t-cained my shoes.
by kelsokelso8 June 21, 2011
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pussy on the chainwax

A nonsensical exclamation popularized by Key and Peele. Its true meaning is unknown even to its creators. Typically shouted/chanted loudly while hanging with bros. Originally the purpose of pussy on the chainwax was to start a "thing". As you can see, they have succeeded.
Key: Yo, imma put that pussy on the chainwax!

Peele: Are you trying to start a "thing"?
by Nobody77 January 2, 2014
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Chains Required

A kickass, high powered rock and roll horn band from Sonora, California. The band was started in 2007 after a jam session in the trombone player's living room, and has since grown to a 10-piece musical force to be reckoned with! They play a variety of styles, including rock, blues, soul, and R&B.

The band includes a rockin rhythm section (bass, drums, guitar, and piano), a powerful horn section (trombone, saxophone, and two trumpets) as well as two fabulous, versatile female lead singers.

Chains Required is a Tuolumne County favorite. They have been featured at events such as the Mother Lode Fair, Sonora Magic of the Night Festival, Concerts in the Park on numerous outdoor stages, and the 2009 Sonora Blues Festival, as well as countless restaurants, private parties/weddings, and other local events. If you see them perform, you won't be able to keep yourself from dancing, whether it's in your chair or out on the dance floor!
"Have you heard of Chains Required? No, I don't mean the road signs, I mean the BAND! They're awesome, you gotta check 'em out!"
by ThinkGreen November 11, 2009
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