Catch all

A disease with a diagnostic criteria so vast that it consumes and absorbs all the other diseases. Short for “catch all diagnosis.”

Person 1: “Idk man, I was just sitting in class then my heart started beating real fast and I fainted.”
Person 2: “did you see a doctor?”
Person 1: “yeah they said it’s anxiety and that fainting was recently added to the symptoms in the DSM.”
Person 2: “whatever anxiety is a catch all anyway.”

(It was stage 5 cancer)

by Sacredfart March 12, 2023

Catch U Next Thursday

An exciting way to call someone a cunt before the last day of the week.

Greg: Catch u next Thursday before we eat out.
Constance: Thanks.

by GregNelson29 May 10, 2023

Catch me on Threads

Unable to be contacted for a certain length of time.

Catch me on Threads tomorrow, Jessica and I rented Titanic on VHS.

by subspaceboy July 4, 2023

Catch a Bubble

A technique used by elementary school teachers to keep children quiet. If the children pretend to "catch a bubble" in their mouths by puffing their cheeks out, they will be quiet from not speaking.

Okay kids, we're walking to the lunchroom, time to Catch a Bubble! Let's see who can make it all the way there!

by jenmmmmm October 16, 2023

poo-catcher

A baby's cloth or disposable diaper. See also poo-bag.

"The baby is crying. I'd better change his poo-catcher."

by Lyn van Amstel June 20, 2007

play catch in the greenhouse

A euphemism for sex, such as waist shake.

Don't bother trying to call Steve; he went to play catch in the greenhouse with Sarah.

by sushi.squisher December 15, 2008

Case Catcher

Someone that's not afraid of the law, therefore will kick ass&& take names without the slightest disregaurd of where they are, feelings ,orr law enforcement.98% of the time the person will be arrested, then subpoenaed&& issued a court date(court case) for whatever they did, most likely; domestic violence, battery orr assault.

girl One: chile you kno they served me papers today.

girl Two:again?? it must be from when you beat girl three's ass

girl One:you kno it is, chile im just your average case catcher

by BadNewzParish March 5, 2010