A small, very dry, square treat made of refined flour. Some crackers have salt sprinkled on top; i.e. saltines. Most have tiny holes going through them--not sure why, though
by Dula Monster December 9, 2008
Get the cracker mug.The exact opposite of nigger rigging, wherein a cracker tries to repair something and it fails horribly. Usually resulting in his friends of African descent rigging it for him/her. Usually preceeded by the statement," Here, hold my beer."
Going to the auto shop, purchasing the parts to fix your car spending twice as much as it would take to fix it at the dealership and ultimately asking your friend who is a mechanic to fix it half assed in the interim.
"wow... what an incredible feat of cracker rigging"
"wow... what an incredible feat of cracker rigging"
by Zengeif June 10, 2008
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1)Something that Professional Parrots try to avoid/stay sober from
2)a Drug that is offered by mysterious strangers that resembles crack...
2)a Drug that is offered by mysterious strangers that resembles crack...
mysterious stranger - hey you, wanna but a cracker?
professional parrot - I'M TRING TO GIVE THAT UP GOD DAMMIT!!
professional parrot - I'M TRING TO GIVE THAT UP GOD DAMMIT!!
by ashimattack February 9, 2008
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Get the cracker with cheese mug.A cracker is a white person who has committed an act of bitchassness. A white male/female who has been offensive in a manner that requires them to be called a bitch but cracker adds a little versatility to the reaction of the person who is the victim of the white person's bitchassness act.
A black person is in line at the icecream truck and tells his friend he wants to get a fudge bar; the icecream man announces to the line that there is one left. A white person in fron of him hears him tell his friend he wants to get a fudge bar and decides that he should be the one to get that last fudge bar; knowing damn well he wanted a creamsicle. The white person gets the fudge bar to deliberately piss of the black person. The black person turns to his friend and says "what THee fuck, did you just see what this fuckass cracker did?"
by MagnificaChella March 5, 2009
Get the cracker mug.A Name that Black Male/Female may call a person of the white race.
The Name Cracker NEVER offends a white person EVER. Because Cracker is hardly a offensive name.
The Name Cracker NEVER offends a white person EVER. Because Cracker is hardly a offensive name.
Black Male: Hey yo Cracker you best be givin me yo green or get steppin out my territory.
White Male: Why?
Black Male: Why? ill tell you why you cracker ass chump, cos ill snuff yo ass if you dont give me yo cash or get runnin bitch.
White Male: erm i think ill pass on both n just carry on walkin man, n cracker dont offend me so just call me something offendin next time you see me
Black Male: fuck you *BANG BANG BANG* HAHAHA CRACKER ASS FOOL ill just take dat shit from you then.
White Male: Why?
Black Male: Why? ill tell you why you cracker ass chump, cos ill snuff yo ass if you dont give me yo cash or get runnin bitch.
White Male: erm i think ill pass on both n just carry on walkin man, n cracker dont offend me so just call me something offendin next time you see me
Black Male: fuck you *BANG BANG BANG* HAHAHA CRACKER ASS FOOL ill just take dat shit from you then.
by Kid Valor August 19, 2008
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