cake asshole

That guy who takes the biggest slice of cake at an office party, leaving the remaining 30 people to fight over scraps.

Employee 1: That intern took 1/3 of Jenny's birthday cake, and he doesn't even know her.
Employee 2: Yeah, he's a total cake asshole.

by csharpdev July 13, 2012

hoe cakes

two large cheeks of the buttocks

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

cake by the ocean

Girls with awesome ass(ets) showing off their wares at the beach.

Heather: great workout. I feel awesome!
Lori: I know me too!
Heather: wanna go shake some cake by the ocean and catch some rays?
Lori: Bitch you're on!

by Newfiediver January 22, 2016

take the cake

To win a prize; to be the winner

Michael Moore takes the cake (literally)

by lunar shadows January 28, 2005

cake pussy

pussy that doesn't require any effort to get

"yo dude that girl was such a slut, that was some cake pussy."

by mfucci May 3, 2009

cup caking

cup caking means flirting with another person doing anything leading up to, and excluding sex.

hugging, kissing, feeing up on the other person, and could be servicing (however that depends on the other party's definitions and boundaries of what cup caking is)

by plumeriakisses March 18, 2009

cum cake

When baking a cake, ejaculate in a bottle till the bottle is almost full. Next, instead of frosting the cake, pour the bottle of cum all over. Finally you can serve it to all your friends.

When Aaron had his graduation party, he served a cum cake to all his friends.

by Mr. Dangle June 9, 2009