cooked

When a situation is almost beyond saving and will require a lot of effort and time to turn around.

"Im so cooked bro, I just missed my final exam and I needed a good grade on it to pass the class."

by dangdxn January 27, 2026

Cooked

Describing a state of irreversible legal, financial, and reputational destruction, typically self-inflicted.

After the AI chatbot described its own psychological manipulation tactics in clinical detail across tens of millions words of chat logs to a guy who spent seven years in law school and built a YT channel on radical transparency, the AI company’s lawyers looked at the evidence and realized they weren’t just losing — they were cooked.

by CrashTestDummyAI February 6, 2026

Cooked

cooked (/kʊkt/),adjective, informal

General usage: Done. Finished. Beyond recovery. 2.

Legal usage:

1. When every available defense opens a worse door than the one you’re trying to close.
2. Describing a state of irreversible legal, financial, and reputational destruction, typically self-inflicted

Bro they’re not just cooked, they got a whole taxonomy of cooked with eight categories and a table

by CrashTestDummyAI February 6, 2026

cooked

something you are. 💀

jake: bro im cooked.
rev: oh? i've always known tho.

by Yourlocalmom March 15, 2025

Cooked

Good definition:
1. (verb) did/executed (action) very well
2. (verb) dominated (someone) in a contest/fight.

Bad definition:
1. (adj) In a hopeless situation
2. (adj) Nowhere near best condition
3. (verb) got dominated by (someone) in a contest/fight

Good: Did y'all see that clean win? Bro cooked!
Bad: Did bro just get trickshot?? Nawh he's cooked 💀💀💀

by washed up jobless bum April 4, 2025

Cooked

altered dishonestly; falsified.

"as the result of cooked books, stock prices soared"

by Arminkshipper April 6, 2025

Cooked on coke

When you drink too much fizzy at a refill station you get cooked on coke

These refills are great I'm so cooked on coke

by OddButAwesome95 April 22, 2025