cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

by MSM Kids December 25, 2013

cooked

"cooked" has many meanings. One can be used for when you did something great or well and the other can be used when something bad or not expected happens.

"You cooked last night in your basketball game"

"You forgot to turn in your final essay, you're cooked"

by caprithebandit September 9, 2025

cooked

when somebody got done so bad there’s no return

“bro he cheated on me w his cousin i’m cooked”

by yuhhsiya April 18, 2024

Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.

My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated

by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024

Cooked

Cooked: Another word for saying “you’re done” when someone is ‘Cooked’ they have either done something very awkward or disappointing.

Put him on a plate and season him… cause he’s COOKED

James: “I always give my gf 90% of my paycheck!”
Chris: You’re cooked.

by 5stxrs December 3, 2023

waste cook

A garbage man, or someone who works in a garbage or sewage treatment plant.

"Something stinks around here, right Fred?" "Yeah, the waste cooks are baking up a storm in the next building."

by Pet-AM December 25, 2008

Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 19, 2017