Canada's history is terriable, and filled with many unspeakable events. It was first brought around by French fur traders, and has been going in for a few hundred years. Many times the Stanley Cup has been in this horriable move.
It is where one takes a jar of maple syrup (has kept Canada's History stable in export for others to use) and lather it on the male penis. Use the stickiness to slide it through a hole in the Stanley cup that runs all the way through, and let the semen enter a hollowed out moose antler a female has up her utereus.
Many have seen Canada's History as evidence that these seemingly polite people are truly evil and ice-holes.
It is where one takes a jar of maple syrup (has kept Canada's History stable in export for others to use) and lather it on the male penis. Use the stickiness to slide it through a hole in the Stanley cup that runs all the way through, and let the semen enter a hollowed out moose antler a female has up her utereus.
Many have seen Canada's History as evidence that these seemingly polite people are truly evil and ice-holes.
"Did you hear Kevin and Miranda were so upset at the so few golds Canada has earned, -eh?"
"Yeah, -eh. They preformed Canada's History to relieve the despair."
"No! I thought they were respectable people."
"Yeah, -eh. They preformed Canada's History to relieve the despair."
"No! I thought they were respectable people."
by Sonic Screwdriver February 20, 2010
it means to take a Stanley cup filled with the shit of Ryan Reynolds and Avril Lavigne lubricated with Maple Syrup inside the vaginal area of a transgender, while inserting the ends of a moose's antlers into the rectum's of both the transgender and the other person.
Ironically the first known usage of this sexual act occurred as soon as The Beaver changed its name to Canada's History by Stephen Colbert and 72 transgender virgins of unknown origin.
The addition of canadian animals into the sexual act itself is optional.
Ironically the first known usage of this sexual act occurred as soon as The Beaver changed its name to Canada's History by Stephen Colbert and 72 transgender virgins of unknown origin.
The addition of canadian animals into the sexual act itself is optional.
Damn, did you see what Toby did to that transgender? He totally Canada's Historyed the shit out of it!
by VivaLaColdplaya February 06, 2010
is when you take maple syrup and cover moose antlers and the Stanley Cup. Then once they are fully covered in the syrup. You shuve then up your girls vagina in till it is all up there.
by conec February 05, 2010
An absolutely disgusting sexual act. A combination of a dirty sanchez, a bukkake, a rusty trombone, a Cleveland steamer, while watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.
by Dr. S. T. Colbert DFA February 05, 2010
the most absolutely depraved sex act one can imagine. it involved caribou antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man: Dude, my girlfriend and I got a crash course in Canada's History last night.
Friend: Oh, THAT'S why you smell like maple syrup.
Friend: Oh, THAT'S why you smell like maple syrup.
by ihavrocketlegs February 05, 2010
Northwest Territories Canada - a federal territory of Canada
is bordered by the territories of Nunavut to the east & Yukon to the west, & by the provinces of British Columbia, Alberta, & Saskatchewan to the south; it also touches Manitoba to the southeast at a quadripoint that includes Nunavut & Saskatchewan. It's Capital
(& largest city) is Yellowknife canada .
Popular food here
Traditional foods such as bannock, freshly caught fish, bison, musk Ox are widely eaten in Northwest Territories restaurants & homes.
There is also a northwest territory in Australia
Not to be confused with the Canadian counter part
As canada has providnces while Australia has states .
The Northwest Territories is the only jurisdiction in North America to issue a non rectangular standard license plate. Instead, the territory issues a polar bear shaped license plate.
Over 90% of the polar bears in Canada occur in 2 of Canada's northernmost territories: Nunavut & the Northwest Territories.
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is bordered by the territories of Nunavut to the east & Yukon to the west, & by the provinces of British Columbia, Alberta, & Saskatchewan to the south; it also touches Manitoba to the southeast at a quadripoint that includes Nunavut & Saskatchewan. It's Capital
(& largest city) is Yellowknife canada .
Popular food here
Traditional foods such as bannock, freshly caught fish, bison, musk Ox are widely eaten in Northwest Territories restaurants & homes.
There is also a northwest territory in Australia
Not to be confused with the Canadian counter part
As canada has providnces while Australia has states .
The Northwest Territories is the only jurisdiction in North America to issue a non rectangular standard license plate. Instead, the territory issues a polar bear shaped license plate.
Over 90% of the polar bears in Canada occur in 2 of Canada's northernmost territories: Nunavut & the Northwest Territories.
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Northwest Territories Canada
The Northwest Territories, a portion of the old North-Western Territory, entered the Canadian Confederation on July 15, 1870. Since then, the territory has been divided four times to create new provinces and territories or enlarge existing ones. Its current borders date from April 1, 1999.
There has been racial tension based on a history of violent conflict between the Dene and the Inuit people
See The Bloody Falls massacre ,Canada on 17 July 1771.
The Northwest Territories, a portion of the old North-Western Territory, entered the Canadian Confederation on July 15, 1870. Since then, the territory has been divided four times to create new provinces and territories or enlarge existing ones. Its current borders date from April 1, 1999.
There has been racial tension based on a history of violent conflict between the Dene and the Inuit people
See The Bloody Falls massacre ,Canada on 17 July 1771.
by Blu_leef May 16, 2023
Newfoundland & Labrador Canada - the most eastern province of Canada , in the Atlantic region. The province consists the island of NFL & the mainland region of Labrador .
Labrador borders Quebec , The isle of NFL (& its smaller islands) is home to around 94% of the province's population, with more than half residing in the Avalon Peninsula.
St. John's, the capital & largest city of NFL & Labrador.
Popular food
Scrunchions - dish from the Canada , fried, bite-sized pieces of pork fat & salt pork rinds. The dish is usually served with fish & brewis – another NFL dish made with cod & hard tack (a type of bread) potatoes & salt fish.
Figgy duff - Canadian pudding made with flour, molasses, raisins, breadcrumbs, brown sugar, & butter. The mixture is stuffed in a cotton bag or cloth, then steamed or boiled in water, serve with whipped cream or fruit custards.
Jiggs dinner - meat dish that is usually made on Sundays . salt beef, figgy duff, pease pudding, & various vegetables . butter, pickled beets, cranberry sauce on the side.
Touton - small pancake made by frying bread dough in pork fat, butter, or both. It is a staple of NFL
cuisine that is served for breakfast, either with fruit jam or molasses. Due to their bread-like texture, it can also be topped with savory ingredients, or split & used as a sandwich .
Moose meat is a big part of the NFL & Labrador diet. It’s lean, can be cooked in so many different ways. Sausages & Burgers are often found on restaurant menus .
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Labrador borders Quebec , The isle of NFL (& its smaller islands) is home to around 94% of the province's population, with more than half residing in the Avalon Peninsula.
St. John's, the capital & largest city of NFL & Labrador.
Popular food
Scrunchions - dish from the Canada , fried, bite-sized pieces of pork fat & salt pork rinds. The dish is usually served with fish & brewis – another NFL dish made with cod & hard tack (a type of bread) potatoes & salt fish.
Figgy duff - Canadian pudding made with flour, molasses, raisins, breadcrumbs, brown sugar, & butter. The mixture is stuffed in a cotton bag or cloth, then steamed or boiled in water, serve with whipped cream or fruit custards.
Jiggs dinner - meat dish that is usually made on Sundays . salt beef, figgy duff, pease pudding, & various vegetables . butter, pickled beets, cranberry sauce on the side.
Touton - small pancake made by frying bread dough in pork fat, butter, or both. It is a staple of NFL
cuisine that is served for breakfast, either with fruit jam or molasses. Due to their bread-like texture, it can also be topped with savory ingredients, or split & used as a sandwich .
Moose meat is a big part of the NFL & Labrador diet. It’s lean, can be cooked in so many different ways. Sausages & Burgers are often found on restaurant menus .
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Newfoundland & Labrador Canada -
Until 1949, the Dominion of NFL was a separate dominion in the British Empire.
(Labrador is the main land
Newfoundland & saint John's are islands).
Newfoundland "the most Irish place outside Ireland.
Viking stuff too
Until 1949, the Dominion of NFL was a separate dominion in the British Empire.
(Labrador is the main land
Newfoundland & saint John's are islands).
Newfoundland "the most Irish place outside Ireland.
Viking stuff too
by Blu_leef May 27, 2023