bubbling butthole

When you have been drinking and eating greasy foods all day out in public and your OCD about using your own bathroom. You just feel it bubbling playing peek a boo with your ass hole.

Dude these bathrooms at NASCAR are disgusting what do I do I got that bubbling butthole.

by hgo9889 September 21, 2014

salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.

Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.

by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015

flacid butthole

A long floopy blood filled dong in the butthole of someone else

i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night

by flacidbutthole June 1, 2016

Blueberry Butthole

The result of receiving rimjobs from every Blue Man Group member

That girl got so lucky last night after the show, she left with a blueberry butthole

by Promiscuous caveman July 20, 2016

Smoky Butthole

The antonym of a bleached butthole.

Where is your smoky butthole gone?

by toxynoid November 20, 2016

retarded butthole

a level of fucked up that one gets when they’re extremely high. mostly in one of the top 5 highs of your life. if you remember the most high you’ve ever been and you get higher then that, this would be a retarded butthole high.

Guy: Dude you were so fucked up last night

Dude: I know bro i was full retarded butthole

by bigmo October 25, 2017

Buttery Butthole

When you Pam your dick for anal enjoyment

Bro I didn't have any lube last night; I had to give Brittany a Buttery Butthole.

by DalVlodan January 14, 2018