business porn

creating shiny and powerful reporting for management that translates complex information into easily comprehensible and colourful charts and pictures

"Hey, that Kibana dashboard geolocation map would make great business porn"

by Alice Turing April 24, 2017

business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).

Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)

by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017

.business

When something goes just as or better than planned. Another way to say “Dope”

“Did you ask for the snap?”
“I got the snap and the number.”
“.business”

by Kokonut3102 November 6, 2017

business year

A year with no holiday

I’ll pay you back in a business year.

by TittyMaster1 November 27, 2017

Busister

Your brother who turns into your sister, but it has to have dated your romantic interest while you were dating them

Janet: omg my life sucks my busister did it with my boyfeiend

by Tophattop June 14, 2018

Business Monday

Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.

T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."

by nekro3 May 16, 2018

Business deck

deck

Please send your business deck for determining if we are a good business partner

by Rmk61 July 12, 2018