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The British Teabag

Containing 2 members both wearing top hats, one will place a PG tips teabag into the rectum of the other, and decant hot water from their mouth to the other member's rectum. They will then let the tea soak in. The "Tea Giver" will then lay under the "Teapot" and then allow the tea to flow into the Tea givers mouth, which is already filled with sugar.
Chase - Can we use Tetley for the British Teabag?
EDP445 - I only like PG Tips.
by British Teabagger December 24, 2024
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Modular Botitis

A rare disease impacting multiple areas of the being.

Symptoms include: horripilation, snatiation, barking cough, fishy body odor, sudden desire to eat ice, and extreme fatigue. This disease has no known cure, in part due to its status as a non-existent public health issue. While efforts to raise awareness modular botitis are certainly in progress, it is important to note that this disease has yet to affect anyone, ever.
My friend just got diagnosed with modular botitis, so I've officially made it my life's mission to find a cure!
by greedpickle June 4, 2025
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Great British flicker gooning

Great British flicker gooning is where you slowly put warm baked bean into your urethra while listening to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.
I wish I was Great British flicker gooning right now.
by 6ngelical July 11, 2025
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Shake it like a British Nanny.

.(Shake it like a British Nanny) Phrase. 1) The act of shaking a small infant in order to make it stop crying. 2) To be violently shaken in order to be brought back into consciousness. 3) Pill free alternative to viagra. 4) The act of shaking the living crap out of something in a violent manner in order to obtain inner clarity. (See also Epileptic-Buddhist).
.Shake it like a British Nanny
1) If the baby don't stop cryin' I'm a shake it like a British nanny.
2) The whore won't wake up! Shake it like a British nanny.
3) If it don't get hard just Shake it like a British Nanny.
4) Like the 7 paths to clarity I look deep into my being to find... .errr..ug.. uh..ug.err.errr.errrr. errr.eeeer. ..uhhh....eech..ech ..ech...uggg ...gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
by SirIsaacHillary July 18, 2008
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Get Bent British Style

The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?

British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style

Chad: What’d he do next?

British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
by Stylophone Jack April 23, 2021
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That’s so British

A descriptive phrase that you can call anything

It’s mostly used in a negative context but can be used neutrally and positively as well
1: did you do the hw last night?
2: we had hw?
1: that’s so British
by GalPal✂️ October 28, 2021
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That’s so British

Used as a meaningless descriptive phrase; it can be used for anything by anyone
*something*
“That’s so British
by BBgone February 3, 2022
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