Crash Boards

Have Sex

I came through her crib and crash boards.

by Juwan The Don November 18, 2018

baby on board sticker

a sticker meant for cars but sometimes placed on birthday presents made to upset your friends and close relatives

to *baby on board sticker* ly hope you enjoy your dog treats

by wagwan wot up g January 9, 2020

boned

Term identifying technology that allows female couples to create offspring using the bone marrow of one the women as a a source for creating synthesized sperm.

OB/GYN Doctor: "I hate to break it to you sir, but well the baby ain't yours, some woman totally boned your girl. . . She's your Baby's Momma's Baby Daddy"

by RifRaf February 25, 2008

baby on board

Contrary to other definitions posted here, displaying a 'baby on board' sign is not actually intended to be an attempt to make other drivers drive more carefully.

It's for the Emergency Services in the event of an accident. It's so they know there may be someone in the vehicle who is small enough to have become trapped under a seat etc.

There. That's nothing to get mad about, is it?

See that mangled wreck? How cool is that? OMG, there's a Baby on Board!

by Mathilda Underfoot March 8, 2010

VN boards

A good forum for games. Great place where players of games can gather. Sabrewulf is the best poster there.

Cyryl: Hey where can I find out when the next raid is going to be?
Saberwulf: Ask VN Boards.

by Saberwulf December 29, 2004

t-boned

when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of thomas ousterhout

d'd'd'd damn. that girl just got t-boned!!!

by chris gorman April 6, 2005

Boned

Verb: to bone, to make a fool of, tackle really or hard or beat up, or to have sex with, it can be a bit of both

I boned their outhalf
Coach: you better bone their winger
Player: you wnat me to fuck their winger?? :O
Coach: no bone him u twat!

by Demonbob1 February 16, 2009