its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea
after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte
by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024
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I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
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I finished adding the final ingredient to the Blumpkin soup which brought up a unique and delightful smell in the bathroom.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
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Get the Blumpkin mug.the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.
by LiveLaughGoon March 28, 2024
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