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Praire Blumpkin

When your blowing your homie, and during the climax, the blower throws an egg in the face of the blowee, who is simultaneously pooping.

Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.
Brandon and Cody haven't left eachother sides sense BUDs, I heard Brandon gave Cody a Praire Blumpkin.
by Dys_vet October 22, 2024
mugGet the Praire Blumpkinmug.

blumpkin wrap

the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket
dont know how sally can stand the smell while giving joe a blumpkin wrap
by cfreefuckface March 25, 2022
mugGet the blumpkin wrapmug.

Explosive Blumpkin

"I'm so desperate for an Explosive Blumpkin rn!"
"Just Call Rory bro"
by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 23, 2025
mugGet the Explosive Blumpkinmug.

blumpkin queen

known all over the Blumpkin queen is the master of all things blumpkin related.
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s
Yo tyrone, you see that girl over dur?

yeah dawg i do why wassup?

she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood

i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band
by big daddy dirty dick December 30, 2020
mugGet the blumpkin queenmug.

Blumpkin Spice

Fall time seasonal Blumpkin flavored spices available in most bathrooms.
Alexis was excited to get a Blumpkin spice latte in the fall.
by CharlieRomeo August 24, 2021
mugGet the Blumpkin Spicemug.

Blumpkin

At the party yesterday I heard that Shane got a blumpkin!
by Cracker man 999 May 17, 2021
mugGet the Blumpkinmug.

jamaican blumpkin

A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.
I witnessed Don Johnson receiving jamaican blumpkin from Bill Clinton!!!!!!
by fartmachine23445324 January 24, 2025
mugGet the jamaican blumpkinmug.

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