It's better than a punch in the face.

A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.

'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'

by Bob6372 January 4, 2024

if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

This comes from a brazilian saying. It basically means that if you're making jokes and someone gets offended ( on a personal level ), that is no reason to stop making those jokes. This, of course, isn't an excuse to just be an asshole, and must be used with nuance. The saying could also be directly translated to

"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"

Guy 1 (whose wife died to stillbirth): Wow, these celebrities are crazy
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

by DEMEMZEA December 15, 2024

No One Runs Better Than Me

A phrase used by someone who claims to consistently get lucky in poker or similar games, often pulling the perfect card when needed to win crucial hands. It's typically said with confidence, humor, or playful arrogance.

Player 1: "You hit that flush on the river AGAIN?"
Player 2: "No one runs better than me!"

by whodat25555 February 4, 2025

You're not better than everybody!

*Proceeds to do lie (by ommission and otherwise) and misrepresent things and sabotage me to present that as evidence that I'm not better than everyone*

Candace Owens "Right back at you!"

Hym "Hey, I'm glad you brought that up Candy! I was just watching a couple of videos the other day. One called 'Why do people hate smart people?' (Or something along those lines) And one by Mr. Brain and I hit he talks about Arthur Schopenhauer's explanation for why people hate smart people. His claim is that smart people hold a mirror up to that shows people their own limitations. Get it Candy? So you are doing THAT... Right back at me. Except manually. What I do to you I do by virtue of simply existing. THAT is what the weaponized schizophrenia IS. That phenomenon pointed out by Arthur Schopenhauer IS the thing I'm talking about. YOUR RESPONSE... To Schopenhauer's cognitive self-threat... IS the thing you are doing to me. Active Avoidance. Devaluation. Hostile Aggression. All of the signs are there. Posthumous Vindication Syndrome is kicking in. Where you are actively waiting for me to die or be imprisoned. Aha! Holy shit! Good job Mr. Brain and other guy... (Hold on. I'll look it up....... APATHY. The Name of the channel is APATHY. That actually explains perfectly what is happening here. The passive aggressive behavior. You're just dumb. You want me to get my shit stolen so I have to be like the rest of you."

A fucking retard "You're not better than everybody!!"

Hym "Yes I am. And you know what your response is going to be the second I get the credit and the money I deserve? No matter how militant you are about me not getting it... Your response will inevitably be 'Meh! Whatever...' So, that's what you need to do here. You need to give me my credit and my money, go 'Meh whatever,' and then do what you would be doing if I was hanging from a ceiling fan or fed myself a bullet and go back to not giving a shit about my existence LIKE YOU DO WITH THE REST OF THESE FUCKING RETARDS WHILE SIT THERE AND DROOL ON YOURSELVES AS YOU WAIT FOR MY AI TO SAVE YOU FROM YOUR PLIGHT. And you're right, Candy, it's just like the female hysteria thing."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025

You're not better than everyone

You don't need to explain the point of it, Sabine. It is clear that they want me to be unable to say I'm better but I am not going to be worse than that fucking cripple and I do not need to improve.

A retard "You're not better than everyone"

Hym "You're all fucking trash. A bruised 🍌 is better than all of you. A hollowed out watermelon filled with birdshit is better than all of you. Additionally, yes I am. Secondly, fuck you. I said it initially and you didn't believe it and now that they AI works you're trying to make me have to live like the fucking rest of you and I'm not going to do it you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Because bread tastes better than key

usually a prisoner chooses bread instead of a key, and is usually someone who thinks it tastes better than key.

its a metaphor for the fact that we often choose temporary-
Because bread tastes better than key

by aviation lover 123 July 8, 2025