Loose Bacon Strips 

1. Floppy, saggy and/or stretched out pussy lips. Often the result of child birth, but mostly linked to being a "fuck em all" whore.

2. A vertically challenged vagina. Resembles salt water taffy in a folding machine

1. Gina is such a slampig. She must really have some loose bacon strips.

Loose Bacon Strips by hot dog and banana fucker February 15, 2010

Undercover Bacon 

Undercover cop
Derived from The UK tv show - The inbetweeners
Mostly used in the UK

Person 1 - "shit drive faster"
Person 2 - "why"
Person 1 - "undercover bacon behind us bled"
Person 2 - "shhhiiittt"

Undercover Bacon by Duff9 March 12, 2011

Peameal Bacon 

Real Canadian Bacon, not that crap us American's are eating. Peameal Bacon is boneless pork loins, cured in sweet pickles and rolled around in some sort of cornmeal mix (used to be peameal). What the hell is America feeding us? I don't even know sometimes.

American Canadian Bacon: Round processed lie slices.
Peameal Bacon: ROASTY TRIMMED BRINEY PICKLY CORNMEAL MUSCLE-Y HOG OF GLORY.

Peameal Bacon by LauraTheAwesome15 October 6, 2013

Tim Bacon 

The thiccest piece of bacon that you have ever seen. A complete god

Tim Bacon be thiccc

Tim Bacon by Paul Rendon August 2, 2019

feeling the bacon 

"Feeling the Bacon": A feeling of overwhelming fatigue and generalized anxiety while working out, caused by eating an unhealthy meal. The phrase does not necessarily mean that the person had bacon, but that they ate poorly and are trying to offset said meal.

Example:

"Hey, how was your run!" - Person A
"Oh man, I was feeling the bacon." - Person B
"That bad, eh?!" - Person A

feeling the bacon by dantesfryingpan March 4, 2014

lay the bacon 

To give hard dick to a girl usually during sex.

Bruce said he was going to lay the bacon when he fucks me tonight.

lay the bacon by Bucklicious August 11, 2017

Slappin’ no bacon 

Anything cool basically

Bro, that food was good asl shits was Slappin’ no Bacon

Slappin’ no bacon by TrottSavvy January 12, 2019