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I broke ma boat 

'I broke ma boat' is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say 'Look, theres the hat'.

Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'

(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'
Person 1: I like cookies. (Begins eating)
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.
I broke ma boat by met388 August 19, 2009
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Smells Like Broke In Here

1. lacking sufficient money to afford Airpods and considered less superior to a normal Airpod wearing person in society.

"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"

synonyms: poverty-stricken, impoverished, necessitous, beggarly, in penury, penurious, impecunious, indigent, needy, needful, in need/want, badly off, low-paid, in reduced circumstances, in straitened circumstances, destitute, hard up, short of money, on one's beam-ends, unable to make ends meet, underprivileged, deprived, penniless, without a sou, as poor as a church mouse, moneyless;

1) A term used to promote the sale of lowcost Airpod style headphones at the popular website (www.SmellsLikeBrokeInHere.com)

"I just bought my new headphones at the SmellsLikeBrokeInHere website"

"Mom it smells like broke in here"

Normally followed by statements such as:

"they don't fall out"
"I can't hear you"
"I don't speak broke"
"aiodmiaomahahahhhhsad *inaudible jibber"
"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"

broke back fountain 

The act of becoming very close to someone, usually of the same gender, while they are bent over a fountain.
"Dude, back up, this ain't broke back fountain!"
broke back fountain by 3031204 June 26, 2008

Brodie'd 

To be kneed, or knee one in the balls, REALLY HARD, hard enough to bring even the most muscle bound chaps to the ground in tears.
Liam got Brodie'd the other night while drinking.

Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it

If there is no evidence of a real problem, and fixing the "problem" would not effectively improve GameTrailers., then don't waste time and energy (yours or anybody else's) trying to fix it. At least tend to the existing problems before creating more.
So we were hoping for GT to fix their site problems, instead they added something new and broke more stuff! So Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

brokencyde 

A band consisting of four Metro sexual/Homosexual males in there early and late twenties. Whose fans are young boys ages 13 to 16 and hopefully not on up, if so why?

Music style: Gaymo/screamo/Electronica < ? WTF is electronica?
I actually took time out of my day just to research the band which was pretty gay my fault and I found this quote on quote "best-band-ever-O-MY-GOD!!!" by followdarainbow1012. After finding this quote this where I stopped my research and came to the conclusion that this band is made for emo boys who dress like girls and young girls who dye there hair black, say they are punk and use the word "rad". My theory after all my research is that this band is really hot shit "yo" no really hot shit "yo" like from a dog taking a dump in central park by the tree on a 95 degree day in the middle of summer.
Brokencyde: Like teen pop bands Hanson, Backstreetboys, and Nysink < you know that band with they guy that slept with brittney spears not KFED but he is one of the other examples. If you bought his CD same on you!
brokencyde by WTFiselectronica June 14, 2009

Broke Ass 

Something of lesser quality. A worse version of something else.
Broke Ass by J Mart May 11, 2006