bird shitivity

the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.

Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.

by Travis Seedil April 20, 2008

Oven Bird

Someone who thinks they are gorgeous but in reality is very ugly.

Have you seen Ellen? She's being such an oven bird!

by losersclubseggos March 13, 2022

fur bird

a male crotch with an exceptionally large bush

I went out on my third date with Rick last night and he has a total fur bird!

by motorninja April 24, 2014

BIG BIRD

Is a tall oaky person that is very tall in hight & a dork like BIG BIRD from Sesame Street u use this slang when u are making fun of a extra tall person that is also a dork & freakishly tall

Do y'all see this BIG BIRD ass bitch! Big BIRD almost hit her head.

by Olneyboi March 11, 2018

Bird Polygamist

A bird that takes part in polygamy and has amazing Kahoot abilities.

Get down with the Bird Polygamist baby.

by GruntToeCristy February 10, 2022

Ghetto bird

Police or news helicopter continuously searching urban areas with or without just cause.

I can't sleep because that ghetto bird has been circling our city for hours.

by MeesterSmeeth April 25, 2019

Bird Flap

A dance typically conducted while pre-gaming before the bar.

"I feel like tonight's gona be a great night downtown, Ryan is already drunk and doing the bird flap!"

by MadPlayRK July 6, 2014