batmaning

the state of goffing around without doing anything useful.

he is batmaning all day long without doing anything useful.

by Bodigad May 8, 2024

Batman

Fatherless furry.

"I'm Batman" - Batman

by Perchillywiggle May 10, 2024

Batman

To horrifically commit a murder of two wealthy parents, leaving a single child alive to be an orphan.

Dude I got in a horrible accident on the way here, totally batmanned this kid.

by BaddDictionary May 21, 2024

Batman

(verb) a term used when the person you are texting suddenly disappears from the chat, without telling you why or that they were gonna leave.

Person 1: we were talking and then he just batmanned on me 😔

Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(

by cooldude909 February 10, 2024

Batman

Me.

I’m batman.

Person A: Where are you going Batman?
Me: To save Gotham.

by anonymous February 20, 2024

batmating

You and your friends dress like bats and fuck each other(preferably males)and jizz on each others wings.

Me and rhys was batmating last night

by Gonemyknees March 2, 2024

Batmanism

The philosophy of Batman, based on principles such as justice, no-killing rule, anti-gun stances, reach your max. potential etc.

Tim Drake is clearly a strict follower of batmanism.

by Batmanist March 5, 2024