aaron

aaron is usually known as a womanizer. they are mostly never are attractive and those who are and extremely cocky. they are the people who would leave you at the alter, or cheat on you on your wedding day. if you ever meet a nice aaron, never let him put of sight, for if you do chances are he will become a cocky duchebag.

girl: hey what did you do last night?
me: i went out and met a really nice guy!
girl: whats his name?

me: aaron

girl: OMG RUN!!!!

by rainbowsmileyface December 29, 2016

Aaron

A guy who only has one or two close friends and doesnt open up to many people he will come off as rude but once u get to know him u will never want to let him go

Girl1-Omg. He'seems so rude

Girl2-No he's not just get to know him he's a aaron after all

by Stevehan August 14, 2017

Aaron

A bum hole that needs to die in a hole!

Oh Aaron that bum Hole...

by Jilliy bean March 14, 2018

Aaron's Life

When Aaron goes on a date he cant kiss his girl because he is allergic to all kinds of make-up, including lipstick!

(Life)

Aaron's life in short

Aaron and Bess.
Bess trys to kiss Aaron.
Aaron: Are you wearing lipstick?
Bess: Of course!
Aaron: Oh, erm. I'm, allergic to make-up.
Bess: Then what can we do?
Aaron: Well we could..

Next school day...

Thomas: Why are you so red? You look a bit like how I did when I fuc...erm...NOTHING.
Aaron: Bess.
Thomas: You didn't!?.
Aaron: Yeah, I couldn't stop her so...
Dylan(BobHazUzi): Wazz up?
Thomas: well Aaron di... HEY WAIT, BESS IS MY...
Aaron: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: let me guess, Bess?
Thomas: Bess is a B****!!!!!!!!!!!:(
Dylan: Wait, you did Bess!?
Thomas: Uh, it was more like, er, rape...
Owen: Hey guys, whats up???
Aaron,Thomas and Dylan: Oh S***!!!

by Aryo.7 November 15, 2010

Aaron complex

When one has the illusion that they are sexy, while in reality, they are the exact opposite.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Guy: Hey there, do you enjoy my sexiness?
Girl: Get the hell away from me.
Bartender: Sir, I think you're suffering from an Aaron complex.

by nacixem October 27, 2011

Aaron

Aaron is a guy who fucks his cousin this is a very long story but it's fun so where should i start, i meant a guy on the internet and he's pretty chill but one day he was talking about him and his cousin.He starting saying how they start kissing and slowly went further and further until he fucked her. The reason her fucked was his recent breakup with a girl i will not name. After a few years of them fucking her got worried that he wouldn't get a girlfriend and tried to stop, he was unsuccessful in that and was fucked by his very horny and desperate cousin, she truly loves him no family member school love each other(this was before i met him). When i started talking to Aaron he was worried about getting his cousin pregnant and asked me what he should do. I convinced him to accept that his life will be with his cousin, while some things i find odd about him such as him choosing chess over his cousin sometimes. But they still love each other tremendously. Aaron says he could stop having sexd with his cousin, but he believes his cousin cant he believes shes become to sex and cant stop he might be even right. one thing that surprises me is that his cousin hasn't gotten pregnant in the 4 years of fucking each other. Aaron and his cousin are currently fucking each other any chance they get. His cousin will do anything to get sex from Aaron and will force herself upon him if she has to. Aaron will get more sex than anyone else who is reading this.

y'all know that one dude Aaron

by Onii_chan June 7, 2018

Aaron

The man of all men. You can't beat him, he beats you. Never defeated because he blocks everything with his manly man skills. He is almost God.

"Holy shit, is that an Aaron."
"Oh my god, it actually is."
"MOM GET THE CAMERA!"

by Potato-of-Wisdom October 1, 2018