Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.
by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024
Get the Austinismmug. Guy 1: "Dumbass doesn't actually have a girlfriend"
Guy 2: "No I was just kidding fellas"
Guy 1: "This an Austin Moment."
Guy 2: "No I was just kidding fellas"
Guy 1: "This an Austin Moment."
by K13R4N July 24, 2021
Get the Austin Momentmug. Austin is very kind and sweet and cares about others, he will listen and always be there for you, he is very considerate of others. He is also very funny and cute. We love Austin
Austin is very considerate
by kennneeeyyyyy April 7, 2022
Get the Austinmug. Built like Shakira. Click clacking them toes. His hair lookes like baked beans. Needs Cheezits while watching Netflix.
Austin Sween - Does Math IXL
Also Austin Sween - Cries 2 minutes later because hes freaking out about Math IXL
Also Austin Sween - Cries 2 minutes later because hes freaking out about Math IXL
by Creekhead November 15, 2019
Get the Austin Sweenmug. Slong dong sucking fag who wears Trans clothes at the shopping mart with a cucumber in his ass while beating his dick
by Bigg R.P. January 29, 2024
Get the Austinmug. 
Aye nigga do you see that flawless turtle?
Yeah! That's Austin Tripp him and Amanda buttfucked last night, she said it was the best she ever had.
Yeah! That's Austin Tripp him and Amanda buttfucked last night, she said it was the best she ever had.
by Austin Tripp May 13, 2014
Get the Austin Trippmug.