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Alaskan Boomerang

After a blowjob the female holds the semen in her mouth and spits it into the males mouth.
Guy 1: "Dude, I heard that Emma gave Mark an Alaskan Boomerang."
Guy 2: "Bro, that's fucked up"
by beastbro74 March 2, 2021
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Alaskan Root Beer Float

Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.

Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.

I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.

It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.

I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.

Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.

It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.
Now let's crack on, shall we?

I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.

In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.

Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.

After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).
by jules019 January 19, 2021
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Alaskan Condom

The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it
by cocksuker2000 March 20, 2021
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Alaskan noza

A action were you have diarrhoea and shit in a wine glass and swirl with your finger then lick your finger then put your erect dick in the wine swirl it then get your girl to suck your dick you do this till she shits herself
I hear ty used the alaskan noza on his girlfriend
by Tkgaming yt March 30, 2021
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Alaskan Pipe Line

When you shit into a condom and freeze it, and then use it for anal, or vaginal sex.
by dabaybay April 14, 2021
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Alaskan Roadkillfiretrucking

When you find road kill on the road that has been hit by a truck then you take it to the cook out and steam it up on the grill. If no one eats it you have to have sex with the roadkill.
I went to the cookout with a plan to perform a Alaskan roadkillfiretrucking
by Blue_. May 10, 2021
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Alaskan Gusher

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a condom and ties it of at the end. The man then puts the condom in the woman's mouth for her to chew on.
Person one: Did you use a condom?
Person two: Yea bro, I gave her an Alaskan gusher
by Word man420 May 10, 2021
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