Taxes

Some dumb money thing you owe the government.

BURN THEM

Person 1: "Jessica reall pays her taxes?"
Person 2: "Yep, i think she has brain damage or something."

by Mr. Brazil March 15, 2022

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Tax break wife

A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.

They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.

by Johnny D September 22, 2021

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Fanum Tax

(1, verb) When someone's food is getting taken because someone else has to collect tax
(2, noun) A meme created by streamers Fanum and Kai Cenat

(1)Don't mess around otherwise someone might actually Fanum Tax you!

by AutismMan June 1, 2024

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Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

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lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.

"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."

by Mcpatience April 1, 2020

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