Fury's Dad

A person who owns his son 40k of child support

Fury's dad is a urban legend

by KKK member who shits on others October 12, 2017

dad stance

A formidable pose only mastered by that of the father variety, most common in baseball dads. It consists of a semi wide stance with hands on love handles followed by an exasperated sigh

John: dang Ethan got that dad stance

by Dad_stance0809 April 6, 2023

erased dad

Dad suffering from parental alienation

"He is an erased dad, his ex creates preposterous reasons for being angry with the erased dad."

by Iowawildlifeaction February 7, 2022

Dads house

The few days you can’t do anything

Friend: hey wanna hangout

Me: can’t I’m at my dads house

by Nothings available January 19, 2022

your dad

the person who left you for the milk

your dad left you kid

by meme boi 2947 June 8, 2022

dad coat

A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.

Mom: Take out the garbage.

Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.

by kurnous gromula January 13, 2020

Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023