afterfuck

The aroma one has after recently engaging in sexual activity. Usually the scent of sweaty balls, ass and vagina.

Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.

Jay - Hey Onya...Why are you so late to work?

Onya - Oh I was busy...

Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!

Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!

by dirtynap January 11, 2008

Sopor Aeternus & The Ensemble Of Shadows

The purest essence of Goth. Sopor Aeternus is the greatest work of art in existence, delving into the mystical heart of the transgendered being, Anna-Varney Cantodea.. It is a work of music and art that focuses on the pain of her life, and how it has brought about her ultimate understanding of the nature of reality.

Sopor Aeternus & The Ensemble Of Shadows..Gothic metaphysics...

by 777Roghen777 September 24, 2007

aftersex farts

When the sex is so good that you fart really loud after.... and no it's not a queef.

My girlfriend and I had such good sex that my aftersex farts were heard by the neighbors.

by 2hot4you December 10, 2013

Afterburn

The fiery sensation you feel on your anus after taking a potent shit; usually occurs after eating some sort of exotic food.

Deezam son, this afterburn is killing me. I shouldn't have eaten those burritos.

by the $cuN>| December 24, 2008

Afterpaste

The horrendous taste that fills one's mouth when trying to drink or eat things after brushing one's teeth.

Dang! I tried to drink a nice cold glass of Apple Juice, but I just brushed my teeth, so it was ruined by a horrible afterpaste.

by JoeyJoker June 18, 2011

afternoop

see: noop

After a large meal at lunch, an afternoop is a great way to relax

by Jerktart July 29, 2011

Altered

Having a distorted or altered state of consciousness as a result of drug use.

Occasionally it is spelled "Alter'd"

"Dude! *he-he* I am sooo000oooo0o fuggin' altered"

by Cody April 15, 2004