Funny Bucket

A Funny Bucket is a legendary maneuver, usually reserved for long road trips where no suitable place to relieve one's self can be accessed. The technique involves first expelling all gas from one's colon (creating a vacuum), and then urinating down one's chode into the vacuum of the anus until the expulsion of liquid is complete. The urine can then be retained in the colon for an extended period of time until a suitable repository can be reached. This maneuver takes skill and practice to be pulled off discreetly.

We were stuck in traffic in Canada, so I gave myself a Funny Bucket until we got the nearest KFC.

by JConCrew February 22, 2011

bucket steper

one who repeatedetly steps in buckets even when told not too

go get you own buck you fucking bucket steper

by jib jab June 15, 2004

Funny Bucket

A bucket that decides what is or isn’t funny
A bucket that makes the rules
Alt- Funny Buckito

commenter: who decided this was funny?
you: funny bucket makes the rules

by AltoKe April 27, 2020

bucket of dumbass

Someone who is or does something really stupid.

That guy is a bucket of dumbass.

by Daniel Jedrzejak September 12, 2005

bucket of squid

A slippery, tangled, smelly, complex problem that is difficult to even find a starting point to unravel.

These blasted tax laws are a real bucket of squid.

by Kraznodar May 2, 2008

balls in a bucket

Dipping testicles into the vagina.

Last night was a real swish with my balls in a bucket.

by Karadwyn June 6, 2014

dookie bucket

Used to flush a toilet by pouring a bucket of water after taking a dookie on a toilet with no running water.

I'm glad I had the dookie bucket ready because I took a big dookie and forgot the water was turned off because the water bill wasn't paid.

by Frankie Future May 6, 2014