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Sex is like math. Subtract the cloths, Add to the bed, Divide the legs, Multiply the people!
Woman: Wanna do some math later after class?
Man: isn't that just sex?
Woman: more then that
by _______okA__ August 30, 2021
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Sex

Why the fuck is you looking this up?
Polly:Hey Derek, can I talk to you for a bit?
Derek:Sure, I’m all ears
Polly:In private?
Derek: oh yah, hold on one sec trey
*They went out side the school
Polly:I-I think I like you
*derek smirks
Polly: I know you problably don’t like me but I just wanted to let you know

Derek:can we make out?
Polly:Umm but people will see us..
Derek:I’m joking,can I fuck you?
Polly:Wait, your joking right?
Derek:we don’t have to if you don’t want to
Polly: NO! I-I do want you to fuck me.but let’s go to my house, remember, my parents won’t be coming back for a month
Derek:So persistent, I think I’m in love
*polly and Derek walk to polly’s house
Polly:ok, here we are, my house
*derek takes off his shirt and pollys too and they begin to make out
Polly:*he’s such a good kisser, I want to fuck already*
*after 3 minutes of making out, polly takes off her bra, skirt, and panties
*She takes off dereks boxers and pants, she leads him up to the huge guest room she puts herself on top of him
Polly: you rea-*MOANS
*before pollys could even finish her sentence, Derek began fucking her.Polly was moaning uncontrollably, she had never had sex before, she hope he would take her virginity
by Sexcondompussy August 31, 2021
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cat sex

This is the action of 2 masculine male cats having intense anal sexual intercourse.
me: "Hey dude, wanna have cat sex again"
fbi: "No thanks, my Ass hurts from before!"
by eonisdaddy September 1, 2021
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ball sex anthem

just a song, it doesnt say balk sex thi so im really mad🤬
Ball sex anthem:
Girls call me they with the ball sex, My dick is hard she with the ball sex. or Girls call me they with the phone sex, My dick is hard she with the phone sex.
by Glopnar June 2, 2021
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Sex

haha you thought it would be something dirty. it's not that kind of sex.
by WaterSun June 3, 2021
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Sex

When a cat sticks it’s tail up and it enters something.
Child: look mom! The cats having sex
Cat: MEOW MEOW *purr*
by Sexy.cat.lady June 6, 2021
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sex with jade

Sex with jade is good
by Klintskull_kila1 pussyy June 6, 2021
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