conjugal love

when two old people wake up in bed together, look at each other, and think, "...fucker."

"Hey, honey, how was your day?"
"*whispers* fucker..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You're lucky we're in conjugal love."

by ninjafools15 June 5, 2014

Love

How much Charlie Loves Maya, and incomprehensible amount that is more than anyone else can love

I love you beautiful

by Sparcwr December 14, 2023

Love

Condition allegedly experienced by humans the sole purpose of which is to facilitate procreation and nurturing alike, while for another thing it problematizes the selection of a potential mate. It also contributes to having people talk to large chunks of processed stones, whom they believe to be the ones they once used to know. Some even believe said stones to be responsive in the conversation. Generally confusing feeling, hard to digest. And although the Bible claims that "Love knows neither envy nor jealousy" (1 Corinthians 13:4), it actually is very likely to lead to this emotion. Hatred is the emotion one would truly feel no envy over.

A: I'm in love with him/her/them.
B: OMG! You gonna have kids?!

A: I think I love him/her/them...
B: Why won't you tell him/her/them?
A: Still not over my ex... But he's sweet.

A: I will always love you *lights candle on the gravestone*
B: ....

A: I love him/her/them but she's still about this guy...
B: Sorry to say, bro, but maybe you two are just not meant to be.

A: I love him/her/them.
B: No, I love him/her/them!
A: Grrrr....
B: Wrrrr...

A: I hate him/her/them.
B: I hate him/her/them too!
Both: Brothers!

by Professor Weatherboy June 21, 2022

Love Shaq

A song by B-52s about how much they fuking love Shaquille Oneal

Person 1: yo this song slaps
Person 2: yeah, is that love Shaq?
Person 3: yo they must really love Shaq
Person 2: who doesn't?
Person 3: I'm getting bricked up just thinking about him!
Shaq: There's plenty of me to go around guys!

by Abraham H. Parnassus June 1, 2022

Shourya love yuvi

It is possible that shourya loves yuvi but he is not ready to tell her cause of fear of loosing her as a good friend. And maybe yuvi fall in love with shourya

Shourya love yuvi so much

by Chutiyalal January 25, 2022

doin love

A person who is completely engulfed in their phone, seeking sexual companionship, via online dating apps.

Hey, where’s Ken? He’s probably sitting in a corner on his phone somewhere, just doin love.

by Diesel55 March 14, 2018

midnight love

A midnight love is someone who you hook up with (commonly at night) who doesn’t love you as much as you love them. Usually this person will require you to keep the relationship a secret and tell no one. You may feel as if you’re in a one sided love or if your being used for the primary purpose of sex.

I guess i’ll just settle for being their midnight love.

by taurus7 May 30, 2023