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Cock Check

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.
Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.
by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022
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Cocked on

Cocked on could mean many things; Only use this phrase when you’re enraged at people online for doing either dumb acts or you win a 1v1 to be more specific! But cocked on can almost be used in any conversation at your expense. This is a very sacred phrase to me use this at your discretion !
Get cocked on” Him: “I just died!” Me: “haha cocked on” “
by Local mi1f February 10, 2022
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Cocked on

Cocked on could mean many things; Only use this phrase when you’re enraged at people online for doing either dumb acts or you win a 1v1 to be more specific! But cocked on can almost be used in any conversation at your expense. This is a very sacred phrase to me use this at your discretion !
Get cocked on” Him: “I just died!” Me: “haha cocked on” “
by Local mi1f February 10, 2022
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big cock

im 5'10 and i have a big cock
by @valencia__ceja February 10, 2022
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Cocked on

Cocked on means you’ve beaten someone at something and it’s a way to flex. Cocked on can also be used as a word without meaning and then can be used in almost any conversation. “Cocked on” should be used like you would say the the f word
Him: man I really want kfc

Me: lol I have kfc right now, get cocked on !
by Local mi1f February 11, 2022
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Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.
As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?
by Heathen is High February 12, 2022
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Scwabble Cock

when a cock looks like a cork and no one will ever love you for it, Maybe a hedgehog might, there's is pretty fucked too.
Brodie: Yo, did you see Rabs cock last night?
Matt: Nah lad I was blasted. Why?
Brodie: He's got a Scwabble Cock
by Jack Sniff February 13, 2022
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