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Nascar Syndrome

Noun. A disorder of the mind characterized by symptoms including but not limited to: Driving too fast, blocking other cars from passing, rage when being passed, the delusion that everyone on the road is trying to race you, driving too close to leading cars, etc.

The cause of Nascar Syndrome is not entirely known, some data indicate potential hereditary markers due to the proliferation of the condition in certain locales like Florida and Illinois, but it is clear that it can be transmitted socially as well.
I swear officer, I don't have road rage, it's just my Nascar Syndrome. "if you're not first, you're last!"
by theslyon May 18, 2022
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Not Talking To Kai Syndrome

u are unable to talk to Kai (me) for a long period of time which results in u being cranky,emotional,distressed, anxious and just flat out depressed. This syndrome will not leave your body untill you send Kai a pic of your Calcium cannons when you get home.
Angeli is going to suffer through Not Talking To Kai Syndrome during that camping trip
by DefinetelyNotKai July 10, 2023
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Linn Syndrome

1. A term used to describe someone privileged; but lazy and with a fixed mindset. (a keyboard warrior too)
2. A term for a lazy pessimistic person (does not work hard with the initial thought of failing but dreads failure)
That boy has Linn Syndrome. He is afraid to talk to others in school yet he is so aggressive online.
"You have a 100k set up yet you say we're strict parents? You must have Linn Syndrome!"
That boy refused to study and happily played video games. Now he is crying with his awful results. He must have Linn Syndrome.
by ,mebhvbeuifuwu3r3 December 20, 2024
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Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.
He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".
by onken015 April 19, 2013
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White Man In The Room Syndrome

when a White man who is part of a group includes women and/or minorities feels that he must assert himself by sharing (often unsolicited) knowledge regarding a subject that is being discussed. This makes him feel and potentially appear to be the authority on this subject, in that group.
This guy is married to a Karen, and unfortunately he suffers from White Man In The Room Syndrome.
by smellsterriblygood June 9, 2022
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Frank Syndrome

Frank syndrome is when no one loves you and you are extremely unlikable because you're short and diabetic
D: you have frank syndrome
F: how would you know?
D: Because you make me want to un-alive myself
by S.T.R April 10, 2022
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Hot Girl Syndrome

When a girl who is told or given the impression that she is more attractive than she actually is and thinks that she owns the word and acts like she is above the average person; a mix between a pick me and a cunt
Girl: Gtfo of my face you freak
Guy: She’s a 6 at best but thinks she’s a 9 because of all those thirsty fucks sucking at her toes, classic case of hot girl syndrome
by Someone smarter than you December 5, 2021
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